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Happy Tuesday!

It's Day 8 in the July Blog Challenge and the topic today is Things I Do When I'm Alone. 
This might be my favorite thing ever to blog about!  I just do a lotta weird stuff when I'm alone :)

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Does anyone else remember the Full House episode where DJ and co. stay up late to watch Tiffany Live From Tokyo?  It was a classic!  Also, raise your hand if you remember the epic mall rat feud between Tiffany and her bitter rival Debbie Gibson over who was a better Playmate?  Epic stuff man.  They can throw down...never underestimate an 80s pop queen and her fluffy bangs.

--The obvious one...sing and dance like I'm in my own concert.  Yup, living room ottoman gets pushed away and voila!  My stage is ready!  I then perform choreographed routines (and sometimes random jumping...think Harry Styles) and always thank my fans (the couch and love seat love my stuff!) and then I thank God.  Then I stand a la Taylor Swift Fearless tour and just am in awe.  Of all the love I am receiving.

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If you're wondering my setlist it goes like this:

• Cowboy Take Me Away-Dixie Chicks
• Girls Just Wanna Have Fun-Cyndi Lauper edition (DEFFFF not the Miley %$^#show that was her version)/Single Ladies remix-Beyonce
• Money Maker-The one, only, Luda
• Friends in Low Places-Garth Brooks
• Jolene-Dolly Parton
• Love Don't Cost a Thing-J.Lo
• The Christmas Song-Nat King Cole version
• I'll Make a Man Out of You-Mulan
• With You-Jessica Simpson
• Thinking About You-Trisha Yearwood
• Only Prettier-Miranda Lambert
• Cowboy in Me-Tim McGraw
• Breathe-Faith Hill
• 2 Black Cadillacs- Carrie Underwood...however, for this concert I duet with Jennifer Nettles
• Numb/Encore (both parts)-Jay Z and Linkin Park
• Baby Got Back/Country Girl Shake it For Me remix-Sir Mix a Lot and Lukey Bear Brian
• Tim McGraw-T.Swizzle
• Irreplaceable-Beyonce

Encore

• Drunk on a Plane-Dierks Bentley
• Timber-Pitbull feat. Ke dollar sign ha 
• I Will Always Love You-sung as half Dolly and half Whitney Houston

Pretty epic I'd say :)

-I give interviews.  Not only do I talk to myself but I pretend that Diane Sawyer is interviewing me for a special 20/20 episode.  She's interviewing me about my role as First Lady (there was obviously a huge cheating scandal but we've overcome it) and now as Secretary of Education (I'm rocking the socks off it).  She loves me bee tee dubs.  Plus I also had a 100% approval rating as First Lady ;)

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My girl Diane laughing at my joke.

-Rehearse my monologue for SNL.  Obviously, I will be the first active First Lady to host SNL...duh!  My skits will include what I really do all day long (mani's, pedi's, Pilates, hanging pictures)

-Host a TV cooking show.  I have exactly 10 meals in my repetoire that don't involve picking up the phone and ordering food and I make sure to wear my cute apron and talk to the camera.  

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-Watch ghost shows.  Don't know why I do this when no one is home.  I especially like to do this when my family is in Virginia moving Dylan in/out of his dorm room.  I don't know why but for some reason all the "good ghost shows" are on when I'm alone.  

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-Cry lyrics.  Have you ever done this?  If not I highly suggest it.  You sing the lyrics to a song (any one will do) BUT you cry them.  My favorite is Colbie Callait's I Never Told You.  Do this for about a minute and it will be the best minute of your life.

-Make an Excel page about my finances.  I don't know why but I just love doing my finances.  

-Plan my wedding on Pinterest.  Not gonna lie though, I kinda do that when people are around, too...thank you Pinterest app!

So thur ya go.  I'm a goober when I'm alone.  I just love doing goofy/scary stuff.  What do you like to do?

xoxo,

E