Tuesday, July 8, 2014

I Think I'm Alone Now...Doesn't Seem To Be Anyone Arou-ound

Happy Tuesday!

It's Day 8 in the July Blog Challenge and the topic today is Things I Do When I'm Alone. 
This might be my favorite thing ever to blog about!  I just do a lotta weird stuff when I'm alone :)

Does anyone else remember the Full House episode where DJ and co. stay up late to watch Tiffany Live From Tokyo?  It was a classic!  Also, raise your hand if you remember the epic mall rat feud between Tiffany and her bitter rival Debbie Gibson over who was a better Playmate?  Epic stuff man.  They can throw down...never underestimate an 80s pop queen and her fluffy bangs.

--The obvious one...sing and dance like I'm in my own concert.  Yup, living room ottoman gets pushed away and voila!  My stage is ready!  I then perform choreographed routines (and sometimes random jumping...think Harry Styles) and always thank my fans (the couch and love seat love my stuff!) and then I thank God.  Then I stand a la Taylor Swift Fearless tour and just am in awe.  Of all the love I am receiving.


If you're wondering my setlist it goes like this:

  • Cowboy Take Me Away-Dixie Chicks
  • Girls Just Wanna Have Fun-Cyndi Lauper edition (DEFFFF not the Miley %$^#show that was her version)/Single Ladies remix-Beyonce
  • Money Maker-The one, only, Luda
  • Friends in Low Places-Garth Brooks
  • Jolene-Dolly Parton
  • Love Don't Cost a Thing-J.Lo
  • The Christmas Song-Nat King Cole version
  • I'll Make a Man Out of You-Mulan
  • With You-Jessica Simpson
  • Thinking About You-Trisha Yearwood
  • Only Prettier-Miranda Lambert
  • Cowboy in Me-Tim McGraw
  • Breathe-Faith Hill
  • 2 Black Cadillacs- Carrie Underwood...however, for this concert I duet with Jennifer Nettles
  • Numb/Encore (both parts)-Jay Z and Linkin Park
  • Baby Got Back/Country Girl Shake it For Me remix-Sir Mix a Lot and Lukey Bear Brian
  • Tim McGraw-T.Swizzle
  • Irreplaceable-Beyonce
  • Drunk on a Plane-Dierks Bentley
  • Timber-Pitbull feat. Ke dollar sign ha 
  • I Will Always Love You-sung as half Dolly and half Whitney Houston

Pretty epic I'd say :)

-I give interviews.  Not only do I talk to myself but I pretend that Diane Sawyer is interviewing me for a special 20/20 episode.  She's interviewing me about my role as First Lady (there was obviously a huge cheating scandal but we've overcome it) and now as Secretary of Education (I'm rocking the socks off it).  She loves me bee tee dubs.  Plus I also had a 100% approval rating as First Lady ;)

My girl Diane laughing at my joke.

-Rehearse my monologue for SNL.  Obviously, I will be the first active First Lady to host SNL...duh!  My skits will include what I really do all day long (mani's, pedi's, Pilates, hanging pictures)

-Host a TV cooking show.  I have exactly 10 meals in my repetoire that don't involve picking up the phone and ordering food and I make sure to wear my cute apron and talk to the camera.  


-Watch ghost shows.  Don't know why I do this when no one is home.  I especially like to do this when my family is in Virginia moving Dylan in/out of his dorm room.  I don't know why but for some reason all the "good ghost shows" are on when I'm alone.  


-Cry lyrics.  Have you ever done this?  If not I highly suggest it.  You sing the lyrics to a song (any one will do) BUT you cry them.  My favorite is Colbie Callait's I Never Told You.  Do this for about a minute and it will be the best minute of your life.

-Make an Excel page about my finances.  I don't know why but I just love doing my finances.  

-Plan my wedding on Pinterest.  Not gonna lie though, I kinda do that when people are around, too...thank you Pinterest app!

So thur ya go.  I'm a goober when I'm alone.  I just love doing goofy/scary stuff.  What do you like to do?




  1. Hahaha I love that you are first lady and Dianne is interviewing you!

  2. You have to dream big lol If you're wondering the interview takes place in my office that looks like it is from a Ralph Lauren meets Pottery Barn ad