What I Think About When I Run

So here is a real life list of everything I thought about while running last night (in the nice weather!!)

• I'm gonna be so skinny!  I'm gonna be so toned!  I'm gonna be so healthy!  Because I am running!  (this was sing songy while I was running down my street)
• OMG Luke Bryan is on!  Ughhhhh what do I do?!  I can't stop here and dance on the street to "Country Girl Shake it For Me" because I'm running...but I want to...ugh internal struggle?!!  I will just play this at home and shake it there!  Acceptable!
• Am I running right?  Is this how you're supposed to run?  
• I'm gonna beat that car!  I'm gonna beat that car!  Look at me!  I'm running fast!  Bet that Camry can't beat me to the Stop Sign!  Haha I'm gonna win!  
• Okay, Camry you beat me...you got lucky...
• I wonder how far I have run?
• Ewww gross, creepy guys stop telling me to "Werk that"
• What does "werk that" mean?
• How does one "werk that"?
• Why do people fence in their front yards in suburbia?  Who do they think wants to stand in their front yard?  
• You have weeds in your front yard...you don't need a fence to keep people out.
• What am I gonna wear tomorrow?  
• UHHJJJHGGHHH I hate running! If I never eat chocolate/candy/soda/cookies again do I have to run?
• If a murderer started chasing me could I outrun them?
• OOOOHHH I like this song!
• Stop singing, you are in public!
• Whoa!  Oh, that's the dead tree stump that scares me every freakin' time!
• That's a pretty car!
• What time do I have to be at work tomorrow?
• What am I gonna be for Halloween?
• Why did they name that baby George?
• Seriously STOP SINGING!
• Do I know that lady?  I don't know...just wave to her in case you do.  Manners Matter Erin!
• AHHHHH CATTTTT!  Gonna run faster now because I am so scared!
• If I was on tour as a country singer what song would I cover?  DUH, easy!  Garth Brooks "I Got Friends In Low Places"and "Fancy" and "9-5".
• I wonder what Josh Hartnett is doing now...
• Running makes me want to eat chocolate...a lot of chocolate...Ugh this is counterproductive!
• Oh there's my street!
• Allllllll done...until tomorrow...

Running is not my favorite thing to do but it does provide a certain amount of clarity for me.

xoxo,

e